I gave my soon to be X-Wife a mood ring .I hoped it would alert me to when she might be in a good mood .Either the ring was not functioning or she was always in a bad mood . Because , it remained Black ; everytime she wore it .c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

I gave my soon to be X-Wife a mood ring .I hoped it would alert me to when she might be in a good mood .Either the ring was not functioning or she was always in a bad mood . Because , it remained Black ; everytime she wore it .c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

If your X gets up in the morning and sees her shadow . It means 6 more months of Bitchen' .c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

If your X gets up in the morning and sees her shadow . It means 6 more months of Bitchen' .c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

I could tell if my X was near . All the animals get quiet and the Sun goes behind the clouds . c ya later . buckr . Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

I could tell if my X was near . All the animals get quiet and the Sun goes behind the clouds . c ya later . buckr . Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

One good thing came out of my divorce .My x-wife finally learned to communicate with someone .Her Lawyer . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

One good thing came out of my divorce .My x-wife finally learned to communicate with someone .Her Lawyer . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

While waiting for my divorce . The old film , The Exorcist came out on VHS .My kids wanted to see it . I told them to just get some microwave popcorn and watch their mother .She scared them . I should have rented the film .c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

While waiting for my divorce . The old film , The Exorcist came out on VHS .My kids wanted to see it . I told them to just get some microwave popcorn and watch their mother .She scared them . I should have rented the film .c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

A friend tried to gets his wife to go to counseling , before they ended up in divorce . Too bad Dr Kevorkian was already booked up . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

A friend tried to gets his wife to go to counseling , before they ended up in divorce . Too bad Dr Kevorkian was already booked up . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

As we get older , we end up in the hospital more often . Here is one mistake to avoid . Don't let the nurse give you a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004