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Published on March 12, 2004 By BuckR In Humor
I have hated to shave all my life . So , when I got out of high







school and the service .









I never shaved again . Later in my life the beard turned

from red to white .









That paid off in 2003 . Several people paid me nice money







to be Santa









and another character at a wine festival .









But , to my point . My beard is very , very nice . I get compliments





about it regularly .









My only complaint is , many people . Even people I do not know .









See me and come up to me and reach out to touch my beard .









After this happened the first few times .









I decided this would not continue . So , when the next person that I





did not know









saw me ( it was in a grocery store ) .







I did the following .









She approached me and







with her hands heading toward my face .









Said , " what a beautiful beard , can I touch it " .









I said , " sure you can and I will play with your breast while you play







with my beard " .









That stopped her and I just walked away as she pondered the







situation .









I am sure she never bothered a bearded person again .









c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

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