Glaxo Pharmaceutical company has adds on T V for their anti-depressant medication , Wellbutin .The add explains that Wellbutin may cause Sexual side effects and seizures . I think I would take my chances with Depression ,instead of the risk of seizures and sexual problems ,c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

I bought one of those Ski exercise machines . It did not work . It did have a handy drink holder on one side and a small pouch like holder on the other side . If it had not come with these holders where I could put my beer and bag of chips . I would have never used it . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , VA 2004

Searel Pharmaceutical company had an add they ran in 2003 . It was for a new sleep medication . They had a 800 # for you to call , to get your free 10 days sleep diary . With this you kept track of your sleep problem . I am no Doctor , but I bet the 10 days sleep diary read like this . Day 1 - still awake , Day 2 - still awake , Day 3 - still awake , Day 4 - still awake you idiot , Day - 5 still awake but feel really sleepy , Day 6 - not...

I saw an advertisment for a product called , " Chaser " . You take it when you plan to go drink lots of Alcoholic beverages . It is said to be 100 % effective in preventing a hang-over . I guess if you find yourself purchasing this item frequently ; you have a bigger problem than just hang-overs . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

Paxil CR has come up with a way to capture that portion of folks that suffer from being , " SHY " . Now being SHY can be called a Medicall problem . Yes , a diagnosis of ludicrous proportion . How clever of them to bring SHYNESS into a catagory that can be deducted as a medical expense . So , don't walk to your doctors office , Run there ...

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your dentist tells you , You can keep that tooth another year . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . You get an errection @ least once a year , but do not remember what to do with it . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You will have to think about this one ? You know you are older than dirt , when . The organ donor part of your drivers license has a expiration date on it . c ya later . buckr COPYRIGHT SMITHFIELD , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . You go to the pharmacy to get a perscription filled . And the pharmacist tell you . It will be ready in an hour , if you are . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your doctor ask you if anyone in your family ever had Altzheimers . And you tell him ; You don't remember . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . You go to get a hering aid , and the audiologist recommends something in a Furry Motif that will blend in with your ear hair . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your H M O only allows you one visit per year to your proctologist ( proctology has been replaced with Gastroenterologist ) . See how old you are . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va . 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your H M O only allows you one visit per year to your proctologist ( proctology has been replaced with Gastroenterologist ) . See how old you are . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va . 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your H M O card list your Urologist , as your primary care physician . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . You Doctor ask you , " Can you see the chart on the wall " . Not if you can read it . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004