You know you are older than dirt , when . You get excited when they announce it is Jello and Pudding night @ the retirement home . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your dentist tells you , You can keep that tooth another year . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . You get an errection @ least once a year , but do not remember what to do with it . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . You look forward to , breakfast , lunch , dinner and then bed . c ya later . buckr COPYRIGHT SMITHFIELD , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . You look forward to , breakfast , lunch , dinner and then bed . c ya later . buckr COPYRIGHT SMITHFIELD , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your barber spends more time trimming your Ears , Nose , and Eye brow hair than the hair on your head . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your barber spends more time trimming your Ears , Nose , and Eye brow hair than the hair on your head . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You will have to think about this one ? You know you are older than dirt , when . The organ donor part of your drivers license has a expiration date on it . c ya later . buckr COPYRIGHT SMITHFIELD , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . You go to the pharmacy to get a perscription filled . And the pharmacist tell you . It will be ready in an hour , if you are . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your doctor ask you if anyone in your family ever had Altzheimers . And you tell him ; You don't remember . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . You go to get a hering aid , and the audiologist recommends something in a Furry Motif that will blend in with your ear hair . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your H M O only allows you one visit per year to your proctologist ( proctology has been replaced with Gastroenterologist ) . See how old you are . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va . 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your H M O only allows you one visit per year to your proctologist ( proctology has been replaced with Gastroenterologist ) . See how old you are . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va . 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . Your H M O card list your Urologist , as your primary care physician . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . Everyone else is on the low carb - high protein diet . And you are nursing an addiction to fiber , so horrible . Your B M's look like wicker furniture . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004