You know you are older than dirt , when . Someone ask you about real estate , and you immediately think about your funeral plot . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

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You know you are older than dirt , when . You are watching re-runs of Andy of Mayberry and Gilligans Island , and spoil the plot for everyone . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield Va 2004

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You know you are older than dirt , when . You hear younger people talking about drugs . And you first thought is Preparation H . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are older than dirt , when . All your flash backs are in black and white . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

Does anyone even care ? I say we sell the donkey to the Mexicans . Sell the elephant to the zoo . And take the money and build a big ass fence around Washington D C . And not let the bastards out , ever . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

We were so poor . We could not afford to send our parents to a rest home . So , we just packed them up and left them at a rest stop near the interstate . Good luck , mom and dad . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

The company I worked for closed down in October of 2003 . And I discovered , finding a job is harder than having a job . And the companies out there are not making it easy . Everyone has their own application , they do not want a resume , they all want official transcripts from the university I attended . And official transcripts are 20 $ each . They all want a current , ...

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You know you are from a dysfunctional home , when . You never get to go through the express lane @ Food Lion ; because . A pack of cigarettes , and a 12 pack of beer is 13 items . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are from a dysfunctional home , when . The Jehovahs' Witness folks cross the street to avoid your house . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are from a dysfunctional home , when . The only time the house is clean . Is when the social workers comes by for their annual visit . c ya later . buckr COPYRIGHT SMITHFIELD , Va 2004