You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . You have a court appointed person with you , whenever you visit your kids . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . Your teacher sends a note home and it starts with . " To whom it may concern " . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . Your teacher sends a note home and it starts with . " To whom it may concern " . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . The local jail has a cell reserved for your family , and you have the key to it . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . The local jail has a cell reserved for your family , and you have the key to it . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . Your will list the " State " , as your childrens guardian . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . Your will list the " State " , as your childrens guardian . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . Your toom-stone reads , " Screw You " . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . Your toom-stone reads , " Screw You " . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

You know you are from a dysfunctional family , when . Your will starts with , " to the last S O B standing , I leave the following " . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004

The Donald and his new reality show are just another reason VHS and DVD sales have increased . If I never see another reality show in my life . I will be very pleased . You would think , that with all The Donalds money , He would get his damn hair fixed . His head is large enough , and does not need that " mop of whatever " distracting the apprentice from their unrealistic ...

Paxil CR has come up with a way to capture that portion of folks that suffer from being , " SHY " . Now being SHY can be called a Medicall problem . Yes , a diagnosis of ludicrous proportion . How clever of them to bring SHYNESS into a catagory that can be deducted as a medical expense . So , don't walk to your doctors office , Run there ...

Nothing can keep Martha down . She is a survivor . She will just create a new line of products for prison folks . Maybe something like , extremely stain resistant sheets . Or a creative way to use left over soap and cigarette butts for a decorative and fragrant display for the toilet . And , some very flavorful things to do with all those pesky food left overs from the last prison riot food fight . And there is no limit , to ...

FYI - I think this current generation of teens and younger . Will be the most arrogant generation we will ever see . With the imaginary degree of power they must feel and enticing technology thrust upon them every day . They will feel fearless to extreme and lack good judgement . c ya later . buckr Copyright Smithfield , Va 2004